By nature and by name, the Wordle Friends are not enemies. They do not sabotage, mislead, or wish ill on one another. And yet as they solve the puzzle each day, beneath the turning of gears can be heard the clashing of swords. But against whom does the Wordle Friend scrimmage? Come now, need I say it? The answer rests already upon your tongue. It is himself.
If this didn't break the Wordle Friends' most sacred & holy streak, nothing can.
It may be Friday night, but work is never over for the Wordle Friends and their complicated noggins.
The Wordle Friends blah blah blah puzzle yadda yadda show episode etc etc Tracy Bennett.