By nature and by name, the Wordle Friends are not enemies. They do not sabotage, mislead, or wish ill on one another. And yet as they solve the puzzle each day, beneath the turning of gears can be heard the clashing of swords. But against whom does the Wordle Friend scrimmage? Come now, need I say it? The answer rests already upon your tongue. It is himself.
The modem's on the fritz! But as all young men must go west, all shows must go on, so the Wordle Friends make do.
The Wordle Friends toast white ladies, roast incognito mode, boast having a lot of dogs, and host the best daily word-based gameshow in YouTube...
En garde!