By nature and by name, the Wordle Friends are not enemies. They do not sabotage, mislead, or wish ill on one another. And yet as they solve the puzzle each day, beneath the turning of gears can be heard the clashing of swords. But against whom does the Wordle Friend scrimmage? Come now, need I say it? The answer rests already upon your tongue. It is himself.
To paraphrase the Worlde Friends' good pal Chucky Dickens; it was the best of boards, it was the worst of boards.
In which the Wordle Friends get an early start on their bah humbugging.
The Wordle Friends do a puzzle.