By nature and by name, the Wordle Friends are not enemies. They do not sabotage, mislead, or wish ill on one another. And yet as they solve the puzzle each day, beneath the turning of gears can be heard the clashing of swords. But against whom does the Wordle Friend scrimmage? Come now, need I say it? The answer rests already upon your tongue. It is himself.
Per company policy, the Wordle Friends are unable to cancel the show due to illness and are forced to instead speedrun it.
If cheeba be the food of love, toke on. But whether the devil's lettuce is a gateway to creativity or the harder stuff, the...
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