As the Wordle Friends expand their ranks to accommodate a new player, the show, their lives, and reality itself is quaffed into a roiling maw of utter chaos.
In our universe, balance is about correction. Darkness to correct for light. Clamor to correct for calm. Suffering to correct for ecstasy. The Wordle...
The Wordle Friends, having commited character assassination, must wash the blood from their hands like Pilate and obtain the letters five; pristine and green.
In which the New York Times begins to make it up to the Wordle Friends for the "CACAO" incident.