The Wordle Friends are grateful that funcitons of homeostasis fall outside the scope of their consciousness; that their pancreases can fulfill its purpose without oversight; that breath is automatic. Did you know that a single skin cells lives for only three weeks? You have 1.6 trillion of them; imagine if you felt each one as it grew old, died, untesselated itself from your body, and fell away. Maddening.
One down-on-his-luck Wordle Friend wipes the soot from his cheeks, tucks in his tattered scarf, and begs for a pittance.
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