The Wordle Friends are grateful that funcitons of homeostasis fall outside the scope of their consciousness; that their pancreases can fulfill its purpose without oversight; that breath is automatic. Did you know that a single skin cells lives for only three weeks? You have 1.6 trillion of them; imagine if you felt each one as it grew old, died, untesselated itself from your body, and fell away. Maddening.
The Wordle Friends blah blah blah puzzle yadda yadda show episode etc etc Tracy Bennett.
One down-on-his-luck Wordle Friend wipes the soot from his cheeks, tucks in his tattered scarf, and begs for a pittance.
The Wordle Friends can never know why people tune in to their show. Is it for love of the Wordle, or is it to...