The Wordle Friends are grateful that funcitons of homeostasis fall outside the scope of their consciousness; that their pancreases can fulfill its purpose without oversight; that breath is automatic. Did you know that a single skin cells lives for only three weeks? You have 1.6 trillion of them; imagine if you felt each one as it grew old, died, untesselated itself from your body, and fell away. Maddening.
When the Wordle Friends go head to head to head, you're guaranteed double the fun and TRIPLE the frights!
Do you consider gang-stalking to be something that the New York Times is not capable of, something that it is morally above, or something...
Today, the Wordle Friends conviene not only to solve a puzzle but to celebrate 100 episodes of doing so via an unforgettable, life-changing event.