The Wordle Friends ponder how a day named for such a mighty and prominant God of the Germanic Paganistic canon could be so feeble and so dull. They don't really wonder that, but that's a classic way to format a verbal beat-down. Like, say you want to hurt somenbody's feelings, you could be like, "Hey I was wondering, how can somebody who's so (positive characteristic) be so (the thing you want to make fun of them for)?" Works like a charm. Watch this space for more tips on bullying and emotional harrassment.
The Wordle Friends are not happy.
The Wordle Friends establish a new American tradition of recording an extremely brief podcast for good luck before attending a wedding.
The Wordle Friends learn to play an enchanted tune.