The Wordle Friends ponder how a day named for such a mighty and prominant God of the Germanic Paganistic canon could be so feeble and so dull. They don't really wonder that, but that's a classic way to format a verbal beat-down. Like, say you want to hurt somenbody's feelings, you could be like, "Hey I was wondering, how can somebody who's so (positive characteristic) be so (the thing you want to make fun of them for)?" Works like a charm. Watch this space for more tips on bullying and emotional harrassment.
The Wordle Friends make the effort navigate their lives with an attitude of gratitude.
The modem's on the fritz! But as all young men must go west, all shows must go on, so the Wordle Friends make do.
The year is 1988* and Steven Spielberg* is about to release a sci-fi epic that will change the movie biz forever. Now, all these...