The Wordle Friends ponder how a day named for such a mighty and prominant God of the Germanic Paganistic canon could be so feeble and so dull. They don't really wonder that, but that's a classic way to format a verbal beat-down. Like, say you want to hurt somenbody's feelings, you could be like, "Hey I was wondering, how can somebody who's so (positive characteristic) be so (the thing you want to make fun of them for)?" Works like a charm. Watch this space for more tips on bullying and emotional harrassment.
The Wordle Friends throw down like a couple of juiced up crust punks.
The Wordle Friends, having commited character assassination, must wash the blood from their hands like Pilate and obtain the letters five; pristine and green.
With one Wordle Friend on vacation at the location of our nation's first British invasion, a conversation presents the occasion for celebration of the...