The Wordle Friends ponder how a day named for such a mighty and prominant God of the Germanic Paganistic canon could be so feeble and so dull. They don't really wonder that, but that's a classic way to format a verbal beat-down. Like, say you want to hurt somenbody's feelings, you could be like, "Hey I was wondering, how can somebody who's so (positive characteristic) be so (the thing you want to make fun of them for)?" Works like a charm. Watch this space for more tips on bullying and emotional harrassment.
The Wordle Friends welcome a beloved stand-up comedian to the world.
With only a single point between them, a smattering of creepy words left in the wizard hat, and scarce opportunites left to get on...
The Wordle Friends are left tickled and perplexed after an eerie development.