To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Payment negotiation
Body: Dear esteemed Misters,
We are writing most humbly and with grave respect to request a small raise of one penny, bringing our wage up to 16 cents an hour. We feel we have been example employees, and hope you will consider our request. We would also remind you that Trevor continues his painful struggle with rickets, and as you know, that miserly old bonesaw Dr. Kilpatrick keeps hiking up his co-pay. Please write back soon.
Your admirers and loyal servants,
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