In the Cotton State, if the heat don't getcha the rattlers will. But not when you're swamp trash like the Wordle Friends. Why they were practically bred to survive even the most cavernous depths of the Bible belt. So heat up a Po Boy and listen to this here yarn.
After one of them faces a near-death experience, the Wordle Friends continue to plug away in their typical mode, untransformed and having learned nothing.
In order to solve today's puzzle, the Wordle Friends must purify their flesh via its destruction.
The Wordle Friends daydream about your death.