The year? 1776. The month? July. The day? 4th. The state? Pennsylvania. The city? Philadelphia. The place? Independence Hall. The time? For you to get a watch. The feeling? That tonight's gonna be a good night; that tonight's gonna be a good night; that tonight's gonna be a good, good night. The flavor? Latin/Carribean-inspired with a modern gastropub twist. The fear? Clusters of small, evenly spaced holes. The hope? That you choke; that you choke. The thing? Great movie, holds up. The Wordle Friends? Handsome, clever, and punctual.
After one Wordle Friend complains of mild cephalagia, the boys make short work of the puzzle and turn in their quickest episode to date.
The Wordle Friends grouse and loaf.
Fate hoists an opportunity onto the Wordle Friends to reflect upon the mediocrity of their lives in the form of a vision of themselves...