We come to the end of what has surely been the craziest month in show history, and the Wordle Friends are strapped in and ready to give the performances of their careers.
When the first microbe cloned itself through mitosis, had it created a friend or a rival? And what about when two became three? What...
So it all comes down to this. Two friends, five letters, one word. Legends will be made or broken. Dreams will come to fulfilment...
In which the Wordle Friends get an early start on their bah humbugging.