Stealing an intimate photo of a celebrity is a criminal act. Accessing a stolen intimate photo of a celebrity is an unscrupulous one. The Wordle Friends will stick to solving puzzles, thanks.
The Wordle Friends savor the final minutes of the season and the series itself on this, the penultimate contest of February.
After repudiating game theory in favor of chaos theory, the lurking presence of a cephalopod alerts the Wordle Friends to an important truth.
The Wordle Friends answer the telephone and then hack the mainframe.