Stealing an intimate photo of a celebrity is a criminal act. Accessing a stolen intimate photo of a celebrity is an unscrupulous one. The Wordle Friends will stick to solving puzzles, thanks.
Like Virgil leading Dante up mount Purgatorio, the Wordle Friends must pay the price of time, wretched time, oh endless, wretched time, to solve...
As Dr. Albert Einstein once propounded, "God does not play dice with the universe." Perhaps, herr doktor. But in the game of Wordle one...
Now THAT's What I Call Content - Various Artists, Wordle Friends