Today, one of the Wordle Friends puts on his deerstalker hat, pins various pieces of evidence to a corkboard, and connects them to each other via various lengths of color-coded string.
As Dr. Albert Einstein once propounded, "God does not play dice with the universe." Perhaps, herr doktor. But in the game of Wordle one...
The Wordle Friends don't know why you say 'Goodbye,' they say 'Hello.'
The Wordle Friends eviscerate our nation's corrupt Washington plutocrats using devastating satire.