After a windfall of early greens, the Wordle Friends are on the warpath to finish the word in time to watch today's Nintendo Direct where they'll finally get to hear Chris Pratt's voice for the Mario movie.
The Wordle Friends, having commited character assassination, must wash the blood from their hands like Pilate and obtain the letters five; pristine and green.
The Wordle Friends are anxious to wrap it up, just like imprisoned activist Nelson Mandela did on that fateful night in the 1980s when...
"You know, it is what it is. They played a great game, I played a great game. They came here to win, I came...