After a quick visit from the state tourism board, the Wordle Friends dive into a gripping, twist-filled solve. Hey, gripping and twist-filled, not unlike a duck's vagina, huh? (look it up)
"I don't rely on chance. I make my own luck." - Harvey Dent; the Wordle Friends
The Wordle Friends wanna know, where were you when the world stopped turning? I'll tell you where Mark Wahlberg wasn't: on that plane --...
Communication between the Wordle Friends grows terse and resentful as April reaches its critical countdown phase.