After nearly a month of attempted spookings, today the New York Times tells the Wordle Friends, "Step aside, amateurs."
The Wordle Friends struggle through one of the most memorable heel-turns of the year.
Colloquialisms. Patois. Lexicon spillong from common, peon tongues. The Wordle Friends would not break bread with such lowborn ruffians, so how could they possibly...
If this didn't break the Wordle Friends' most sacred & holy streak, nothing can.