Day five of Guest Editor week: a very professionally edited episode.
Theory time. When examining an episode of Wordle With Friends to determine whether it achieves "platonic ideal" status*, look for the presence of the...
"If you make a mistake two times in a row you're not making a mistake, you're doing a thing." - Miles Davis, noted jazz...
The Wordle Friends, having commited character assassination, must wash the blood from their hands like Pilate and obtain the letters five; pristine and green.