Per company policy, the Wordle Friends are unable to cancel the show due to illness and are forced to instead speedrun it.
NYT Speedrun Game: Wordle Cateogry: Any% 2 Player Co-Op Runner: The Wordle Friends WR attempt #122 Current PB: 5 minutes
In which the Wordle Friends debut a new, advanced strategy for solving the Wordle (do not attempt, trained professional on a closed course).
One down-on-his-luck Wordle Friend wipes the soot from his cheeks, tucks in his tattered scarf, and begs for a pittance.