Per company policy, the Wordle Friends are unable to cancel the show due to illness and are forced to instead speedrun it.
After the puzzle devolves into a brief game of hot potato, the Wordle Friends discuss duplicity and change.
In order to solve today's puzzle, the Wordle Friends must purify their flesh via its destruction.
The Wordle Friends prove that, after ambition, excitement is the most useless possession in this world.