Isn't it peculiar how, from day to day, the Wordle Friends seem to be playing a game whose outcome vascillates wildily between chance, skill, and fate.
400 five-letter words in and the Wordle Friends bone like they're cheating on each other WITH each other. Over 140 episodes and Trevor's [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted]...
On days such as this, when the play is haphazard and maladroit, the Wordle Friends hope you'll overlook their alleged status as professional Wordle-solvers...
One of the Wordle Friends has a migraine so let's make this snappy.