Regulating your emotions is the first step towards living life in the intended way: ofering nothing genuine of yourself, projecting a carefully curated image of how you'd like to be percieved, and treating every interaction like a transaction where the things you say are less a means of expression ad more a currency used to get a person to do what you want them to do (i.e. giving you something or leaving you alone but in a way where they still like you so you can use them again later if you need something).
The Wordle Friends are particularly fond of second-to-last episodes of seasons, since those come with a license to throw around the extremely-fun-to-say word "penultimate".
A last-minute communique throws The Wordle Friends into a panic, and they face today's puzzle with teeth grit and muscles kinked.
'Twas the day before hundo, and in their abodes The Wordle Friends made it through this episode